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About Dino Sounds

Since the mid 2016s, Dino Sounds © has been tirelessly researching, documenting and cross-referencing the evolutionary sonic patterns and emissions of every dinosaur and dinosaur ancestor known to humankind. All with the goal to bring our comrades in dinology, guaranteed 100% authentic dinosaur projections recreated using state of the art proprietary technology (patent pending).

McAuliffe and Amato holding rare femur specimens from the Brachiosaurus (genus of the family Brachiosauridae). These specimens were exhumed from just north of 35.2271° N, 80.8431° W

Max Amato, Archaelogist

Amato’s fascination with dinos stems from his childhood in the Charlotte, NC. One day while digging up Coke bottles in the lot behind his childhood home near the Cola plant he found a chicken bone. Convinced it was a rare dinosaur skeleton he quickly ran to the local high school to tell his older brother (a student P.E. teacher) who crushed Max’s dreams (and chicken bone). Since that day Max vowed he would prove him wrong THEM ALL WRONG.

2 years later, Amato has succeeded on that front, and how! Leading the local community college (any Lakewooders in the house? GOO LIONS!) archeological forensics team in having the country's largest cola bottle collection. A board member at from the IMNH (International Museum of Natural History) happened to be at the celebration picnic and the two developed an immediate connection, fueled by caffeine and an undying love for dinos. Amato was recruited to join Brendan McAuliffe, the only other homosapien on earth qualified to undertake and answer the world’s single most pressing question: “What did dinosaurs sound like from their mouths?”

Amato displays the rare growl box specific to the therapod genus. This artifact predates all other growl box discoveries by over 1 day.

Brendan McAuliffe, Zoomusicologist

McAuliffe got bit by sound (a sound byte) at a young age when his grandmother forced him to take opera lessons for 13 hours a day with no breaks and only porridge to eat. But he liked it. After one particularly grueling arpeggio session (2 a days), McAuliffe shoveled that scalding hot porridge down his gullet, permanently damaging his growl box and rendering his budding opera career nothing more than a dying star. Every time he tried to sing, his classmates would say he sounded like a dinosaur DINOBOY DINOBOY they would chant, as he wiped away a single tear.

Next thing you know, McAuliffe capitalized on his newfound guttural abilities, being hired by the local post office to scare away pigeons that were hiding in the rafters. This resume builder got him in the door at the Smithsonian, followed by the IMNH and the rest is history.

McAuliffe examines reverbation damage on the interior molars of a rare Tsagantegia jaw structure. Research was inconclusive.

The two will probably receive a lifetime achievement award from IMNH, but are still awaiting on a response from their Explorer's Club application (6 emails, 4 follow ups).

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